horsecanada9
In Roman community baths, it was customary for men to stand and applaud when a well-endowed peer entered the water.

why are men so weird everywhere always (x)

i just imagined this and cannot stop loling

(via retconcorps)

'CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MASSIVE DONG SIR'   'THANK YOU SIR I INHERITED IT FROM MY PARENTS'   'TRULY AMAZING SIR'  
(via theinfinitejests)

iamnotthewintersoldier

timeforourweeklyobsessions:

vacidicar:

spadenightmaren:

what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life

Why is this not getting around faster

I just got mad chills

I wonder if this means that people with arachnophobia previously died from spider bites. 

avasdemon

avasdemon:

Hey Pactmakers! Let’s hold a “Design your Demon” contest!

What’s the demon haunting you look like? Is it pretty and evil? Bright? Cute? Is it a total nerd that won’t let you stop playing pokemon?! Based on how you’ve seen the demons come into play in the comic, you should design your own and show it off!!

One winner will be selected to have their demon drawn digitally by myself, printed, signed, and mailed to them along with some neat merch! The winning entry will be reblogged to the front page when picked.

Rules:

  1. One entry per person
  2. Post your entry on tumblr and ONLY tag it #ddcontest2k14
  3. DON’T SPAM any of the official and update tags (avas demon, avasdemonupdate, etc.) for the love of all things holy, I will not look there for winners.
  4. Do not email it, if you email it I will not count it.
  5. Entry will be picked based on originality, creativity, and execution! Including “you” in the drawing is welcome.
  6. Entries are due by Saturday, August 30th.

If you need inspiration or examples, here is a mass post of previously created fandemons.

Also, have fun!!! I can’t wait to see what they all look like!

avocad0e
avocad0e:

"What do you mean you don’t know the secret menu"

Other places have “more”? Uh?
My orders are almost never messed up, but when they are, I apologize because I feel guilty for some reason. 
And I remember one time as I was leaving with a Vanilla Bean Frappuccino I smacked into the corner of a table and dropped it. Obviously it spilled everywhere, and I apologized profusely while one of the baristas cleaned it up. She offered to make me a new one and I kept saying “No no you don’t have to do that I’m sorry it’s my fault you don’t have to.” She did anyways. My side hurt and I was too embarrassed to know what to do so I just waited all flustered while she made me a new Frappuccino.

avocad0e:

"What do you mean you don’t know the secret menu"

Other places have “more”? Uh?

My orders are almost never messed up, but when they are, I apologize because I feel guilty for some reason.

And I remember one time as I was leaving with a Vanilla Bean Frappuccino I smacked into the corner of a table and dropped it. Obviously it spilled everywhere, and I apologized profusely while one of the baristas cleaned it up. She offered to make me a new one and I kept saying “No no you don’t have to do that I’m sorry it’s my fault you don’t have to.” She did anyways. My side hurt and I was too embarrassed to know what to do so I just waited all flustered while she made me a new Frappuccino.

So every summer since 2007 I’ve been a councelor for this 2 week ESL camp for Japanese students. This year we did an activity where we wanted them to list as many animals in English as they could in 5 minutes. They also had to draw really quick doodles too. It was pretty fun.

At the end, the girl who won the activity had listed and drawn over 52 animals. When our program director went over her list, she was amazed that the girl knew what an alpaca was.

"Wow you knew ‘alpaca’? How did you know about this? What a smart girl!"

WHAT?

YOU DO KNOW THEY HAVE ALPACAS IN JAPAN RIGHT?

THEY HAVE FUCKING ALPACA PLUSHIES AND ACCESSORIES

ALPACAS AREN’T SOME OBSCURE ANIMAL UNIQUE ONLY TO NORTH AMERICA

ALPACAS AREN’T EVEN FROM HERE THEY’RE FROM SOUTH AMERICA

JAPAN HAS SOME OF THE MOST ADVANCED TECHNOLOGY IN THE WORLD AND YOU WERE SURPRISED SHE KNEW WHAT AN ALPACA WAS

GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE YOU TWAT

daphneontherun

momunofu:

tjwolf123:

momunofu:

instead of “bro” just say “onii-chan”

you’re looking fucking jacked, onii-chan

*Nii-san. Oni-chan is for sisters.

sounds like someone doesn’t watch enough shitty moe anime with uncomfortable incest elements

Actually no. “Onee-chan” or “nee-chan” is for elder sisters. “Onii-chan” or “nii-chan” is for elder brothers.

Let’s recap:

  • "Nee" for big sisters
  • "Nii" for big brothers

Okay? Okay.

rising-2spooky4u

hideousblob:

steveholtvstheuniverse:

hdgunnell:

Gravity Falls Theme - Full version

Also known as the catchiest damn theme in the universe.

ok but the animation that goes with this is so perfectly synced and yet it’s synced so subtly that i didn’t even notice that every action follows the music for a long time

(but that’s also because i dont notice things)

As much as I love this, “Made Me Realize” is NOT the Gravity Falls title theme. It’s another song Breeck composed for a show called Awkward.

He has acknowledged that the two songs sound very similar, which is why people often mistake “Made Me Realize” as an extended version of the Gravity Falls theme (and also why they’re mashed together a lot too).

Just clarifying!